What's the ugliest car ever made?

"Noodles" (hilgyjeep) 01/23/2017 at 20:59 • Filed to: Ugly cars

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Here’s a Dodge Super8 Hemi. Hopefully it’s the only one ever made. The idea is cool. V8, with a wrap around windshield, and a big hole in the roof. It just doesn’t look good.

The interior was pretty neat, but it WAS a concept car.

Lets look at another turd... The Kia KCV II

I’m just going to copy/paste Joe Lorios description from MSN Autos

Particularly disturbing is the brushed-metal band that appears like a retainer attempting to rein in the buck-toothed grille in this pickup/hatchback/SUV amalgamation.

Again, it has a very nice interior.

It doesn’t matter how nice the interior is if no one wants to get inside.

What’s your vote for Ugliest car ever made.

For Sweden > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:01

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Racin'Jason001 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:02

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Current 2016-17 Rav4's?

Noodles > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:02

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Haha. That’s harsh. but funny

TheHondaBro > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:03

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WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK DOOOOOOODDDDGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE

Amoore100 > Racin'Jason001 01/23/2017 at 21:04

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I hated the pre-facelift ones more. Those pretended to have a grille but the entire damn thing was just solid plastic.

E90M3 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:04

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Noodles > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:05

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I was waiting for this.

InFierority Complex > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:06

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E90M3 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:06

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I was surprised it wasn’t already posted.

Amoore100 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:06

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Since concepts seem to be fair game, here goes.

Any and every Colani design.

For street cars, it has to be this.

Oh, and this:

Noodles > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:07

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Me too.

Racin'Jason001 > Amoore100 01/23/2017 at 21:08

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Oh I didn’t like those either. My mom did, though. We now have a 2014 Rav4 XLE. Not my favorite to say the least.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:09

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Lexus is on a real gnarly bender right now.

Racin'Jason001 > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 21:09

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I thought the new Camry was worse.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Amoore100 01/23/2017 at 21:10

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that bus thing is NUTS. the cockpit looks like a bean lmao

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:11

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Nauraushaun > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:11

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I think that first one could work! Get rid of a few garish noughties tropes, the general shape is interesting and not revolting.

The new Prius is a fucking pig, so are a lot of new Toyotas to a lesser degree.

But this takes the cake, as do most Mitsuokas

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:11

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No.

Amoore100 > Racin'Jason001 01/23/2017 at 21:11

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See, I don’t really like the new RAV4 but at least it no longer has the fake grilles which makes me somewhat happier less angry when seeing one.

E90M3 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/23/2017 at 21:11

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Counterpoint: yes.

Racin'Jason001 > Amoore100 01/23/2017 at 21:12

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Agreed.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:13

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Racin'Jason001 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:13

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Actually should have gone Prius.

Amoore100 > Noah - Now with more boost. 01/23/2017 at 21:14

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Hideous outside, but awesome inside.

Also, the RV rendition is somewhat sightlier although it loses the awesome three-blade wiper.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:15

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > E90M3 01/23/2017 at 21:15

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Wrong.

Urambo Tauro > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:17

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That KCV II looks like it was sliced in half, and the top is starting to slide away.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:19

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The Pontiac GTO concept.

It’s like an explosion of everything wrong with Pontiac between 1998 and 2008.

Noodles > Amoore100 01/23/2017 at 21:19

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Colani designs are pretty strange

TheHondaBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/23/2017 at 21:20

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Counterpoint: right.

Amoore100 > Racin'Jason001 01/23/2017 at 21:21

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It is.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:23

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That Dodge looks like the roof got put on backwards.

Noodles > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/23/2017 at 21:26

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I can’t find a pretty line on it

1111111111111111111111 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:26

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I mean the Puma. But everything here is bad. I do like the Juke though.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/23/2017 at 21:26

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Oooooh. Salty.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:26

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Doubly so because it’s the ugly duckling amidst a family of beautiful swans (It’s a Rolls-Royce Phantom III).

Racin'Jason001 > Amoore100 01/23/2017 at 21:27

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I thought the old Camry had a curvaceous flow to it that I was actually happy to see. This ... doesn’t do that for me. Reminds me of 2013/14 too much. 

Amoore100 > Racin'Jason001 01/23/2017 at 21:29

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Agreed. This was nice

This isn’t.

Noodles > 1111111111111111111111 01/23/2017 at 21:29

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I honestly like the Juke also. Puma is awful

fhrblig > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:31

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I know it’s an easy target, but it has to be the SsangYong Rodius.

gmctavish needs more space > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:31

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I get angry whenever I see one. I don’t think it’s the ugliest, but I don’t think they have enough of a reputation for being ugly.  

Noodles > gmctavish needs more space 01/23/2017 at 21:33

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Definitely ugly.

Noodles > fhrblig 01/23/2017 at 21:34

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That is hideous

AestheticsInMotion > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:35

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I apologize in advance, but you asked for it:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:35

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Noodles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/23/2017 at 21:38

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That is seriously ugly. Nice wheels though

fhrblig > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:38

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A people mover isn’t really effective if the people refuse to be moved in something so ugly.

Noodles > AestheticsInMotion 01/23/2017 at 21:41

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They had a really nice interior though.

Noodles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:43

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I would LS swap that thing immediately.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > gmctavish needs more space 01/23/2017 at 21:44

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It’s an Aztec in drag. I always thought it funny how people give the Aztec a hard time, but gloss over the Rondezvouz.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:44

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I’ll get right on that

BaconSandwich is tasty. > InFierority Complex 01/23/2017 at 21:44

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It’s not a Mercedes, it’s not a Impreza, it’s a.... hideous! :P

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/23/2017 at 21:46

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No.

12and35 > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:48

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/23/2017 at 21:49

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It’s heinous.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:50

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Mohs Ostentatienne

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:55

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Noodles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/23/2017 at 21:56

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Wow! Look at the boring body on that turd.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/23/2017 at 21:57

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I can do without the gold, but I think it’s cool.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:58

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I think the entire line of Challengers and such, these days, are butt-ugly. I don’t care much for the Camaro nor the Mustang, either. If I had money for something along those lines, I’d buy a Cadillac CTS-V.

Noodles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/23/2017 at 21:58

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So ugly that the doors are different lengths. The ad was better than the car

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 21:59

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Powered by an International Harvester truck engine. You enter from the rear.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/23/2017 at 21:59

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I but it looked reeeally cool as a render. I actually kinda like it, but it needs to be more sleek and less bulbous

Noodles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/23/2017 at 22:01

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I didn’t even notice the lack of doors. They didn’t want to ruin that perfectly flat side

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 22:09

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facw > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/23/2017 at 22:23

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The Pacer was great looking! Hatchback anyway, wagon doesn’t work as well.

fhrblig > Amoore100 01/23/2017 at 22:28

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I’m mostly OK with the Daewoo Tacuma, except the weird upward sweep of the door handles.

Amoore100 > fhrblig 01/23/2017 at 22:32

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And that grille. Oh, that grille.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Racin'Jason001 01/23/2017 at 22:36

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It can’t be ugly; it comes in purple!

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > AestheticsInMotion 01/23/2017 at 22:38

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mfw when Alfa Romeo rips off my design

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 01/23/2017 at 22:39

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FX35: NO

Gwhateverthehell: YES

Noodles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/23/2017 at 22:50

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Haha, the bumper!!!

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 23:08

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This, because it has nothing going for it. It’s not shocking, cute, loud or anything. Nothing is worse than bland and boring. If you stare long enough, the car will disappear from the picture.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw 01/23/2017 at 23:27

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It was a sensible car. It had one of those anemic L6s. I just included it here because I thought folks might expect it.

Noodles > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 01/23/2017 at 23:41

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They are pretty bland. I put wheels on mine, it kind of helped

AdverseMartyr > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 23:56

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How about this:

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Noodles 01/23/2017 at 23:57

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Yours is so much better than the 98 in tan! Notice how the lights have angles! There are curves and character lines on the side! The 98 is the epitome of apathy. I am actually looking forward to the redesign next year!

Noodles > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 01/24/2017 at 00:01

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Thanks. Tan didn’t help it either. The one in your pic matched the sidewalk behind it perfectly

Noodles > AdverseMartyr 01/24/2017 at 00:03

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Haha, what is that ugly turd?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Noodles 01/24/2017 at 05:17

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Will Vi from Japan, division of Toyota.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Noodles 01/24/2017 at 05:20

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Pontiac Aztec and Youabian Puma

Probenja > Noodles 01/24/2017 at 07:36

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All these people posting pretty cars, they don’t have to live with the atrocities that have arrived in Chile from China and India:

AdverseMartyr > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/24/2017 at 07:57

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Thanks, I couldn’t remember which Will it was. I always wonder if Will.I.Am designed it and it’s siblings when I see one.

Racin'Jason001 > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 01/24/2017 at 07:57

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Oh, boy. 

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 06:20

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A CTSV and a Mustang/Campari/Challenger aren’t really along the same lines. Haha

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/26/2017 at 07:30

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They all haul ass.